Kids: Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at...

By kkt - 25/04/2013 04:54 - United States - Granbury

Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML

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Same thing different taste

By glowstick - 30/06/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my dog ate my little brothers medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML

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Help yourself

By danielle1575 - 24/06/2021 04:01 - United States

Today, my older, pill-addicted brother, came over to visit with me. After he left, I realized all my Vicodin was gone. I got my wisdom teeth removed two hours ago. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML

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By ssnickel - 07/07/2009 21:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML

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Bad influence

By BigSister - 13/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 15:03 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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Pugs not drugs

By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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whatthefreshhell 15

Thursday 25 April 2013 11:57

At least the kids he sold it to won't get heartworms.

Draxanoth 15

Thursday 25 April 2013 11:58

Well to be fair, 90% of high school kids are bitches anyway...

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 25 April 2013 13:43

"Dude, you got any more of that shit? When we took it, all we wanted to do was lick our own balls and sniff each other's asses."

death943 10

Thursday 25 April 2013 13:50

Wonder what Redpillsucks would think..

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 25 April 2013 18:39

You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. You take the reddish pink pill - you're able to lick your balls and you'll have a luxurious coat.

finch01 18

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:03

better than your birth control pills

implastikz 7

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:10

kids barking in school is prohibited

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:40

Tell them he wants to be a pharmacist.

The_Thinker 18

Thursday 25 April 2013 15:19

I'm afraid to tell you that your brother... just isn't cut out for a profession in pharmaceuticals. However, the fact that he was seemingly able to get a number of dumb teenage ***** to buy dog medicine shows that he may have a bright future as a telemarketer.

thekidracb 7

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:31

How exactly is this an FML. Seems like his life is f'ed, not yours.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:57

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

iamthunder 4

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:21

That explains all the School Kids with shiny hair I have been seeing this past week!

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 25 April 2013 18:34

The sad thing is that he probably knew it was dog medicine and he could have even told the kids he was selling it to. I've seen kids eat dog treats and other weird shit. SMH