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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 21:51 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

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By fuck YOLO - 03/04/2013 05:20 - United States - Ramona

Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML

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By oh my fucking god - 10/07/2014 13:34 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

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By Noname - 04/12/2008 04:39 - France

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 17:07

Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML

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By mee - 02/01/2016 08:25 - United States - Opelousas

Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year-old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML

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By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old cousin has been having raging temper tantrums, added to an inability to tell the truth, and a disturbingly sociopathic nature. I'm pretty sure I'm seeing a psychopath in the making, and I'm stuck living here for two months. FML

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By Lickmebaby - 12/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Enfield

Today, I woke up to see my 8-year-old cousin licking my hand. All of it. FML

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Sunday 15 September 2013 9:28

Seriously? How old is he/she? Seriously?

Docbee 11

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:30

How old will a 16 year old girl be? Depends how much she's been used... ._.

Comments

gameover18 17

Sunday 15 September 2013 15:24

we Americans are sorry for what we have the done to the worlds youth.

MEM0817 18

Sunday 15 September 2013 19:31

How are the Americans responsible for the whole worlds youth declining?

perdix 29

Sunday 15 September 2013 15:39

Today, I went to visit, like, my cousins in Canada and they legit said "eh" and "aboot", like, a cray-cray number of times. And, I'm all, like, FML.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 15 September 2013 15:53

Eh! Don't you make jokes aboot us ye freaking hoser.

perdix 29

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:27

#78, calm down, hockey season is aboot to begin. I know you guys get testy when there's no hockey to watch.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:37

Good thing too, I'm aboot half crazy to start with. Football's good and all, but this summer sun is freaking hot. Another month and I'd bloody melt eh?

perdix 29

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:46

#84, yeah, but I moved and used to live 5 minutes from where the Florida Panthers played. The good thing about having the worst team in the league is getting cheap tickets was easy. They didn't have a good record, but they have some great Canadian players like Brian Campbell and Jonathan Huberdeau.

caden_bro 9

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:10

Two questions: is she blonde, and does she wear uggs?

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:31

I hate all these new made up words. And when people use them, it makes them sound retarded.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:42

I think they are. You see, my generation liked the 80s a little too much. You know, sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. Well, it seems our penchant for copious amounts of cocaine, cheap whiskey and cheaper women has had some lasting mental detriment to the offspring we accidentally produced, and it's being magnified in their offspring.