Miscellaneous: Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far,...

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 21:51 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

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By fuck YOLO - 03/04/2013 05:20 - United States - Ramona

Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML

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By oh my fucking god - 10/07/2014 13:34 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

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By Noname - 04/12/2008 04:39 - France

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 17:07

Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML

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By mee - 02/01/2016 08:25 - United States - Opelousas

Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year-old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML

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By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old cousin has been having raging temper tantrums, added to an inability to tell the truth, and a disturbingly sociopathic nature. I'm pretty sure I'm seeing a psychopath in the making, and I'm stuck living here for two months. FML

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By Lickmebaby - 12/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Enfield

Today, I woke up to see my 8-year-old cousin licking my hand. All of it. FML

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:28

Seriously? How old is he/she? Seriously?

Docbee 11

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:30

How old will a 16 year old girl be? Depends how much she's been used... ._.

Comments

Euronymous93 29

Sunday 15 September 2013 21:46

It's too late for help. You need to kill her. I'm sorry it has come to this, OP.

babeababe 16

Sunday 15 September 2013 22:00

Turn it into a drinking game. Every time she says one of those words, you take a drink.

AnimeAddict95 20

Sunday 15 September 2013 22:30

OP would be completely wasted in an hour!

zaaronj 8

Sunday 15 September 2013 22:38

I feel ya

Omniprism 14

Sunday 15 September 2013 22:50

She might stop after hanging out with you and heading you and your family talk normal. Maybe use some big words to make her think.

cerberes_fml 3

Sunday 15 September 2013 22:51

keep Urban dictionary in your favorites. maybe there's an app to translate her jibberish.

scullbashnash 2

Monday 16 September 2013 0:46

raunchy and legit arnt bad its not like she is saying saw or yolo

seekingasaviour 9

Wednesday 18 September 2013 15:02

Or carrying on about swag and saying totes to every comment you make.

vffjvsegb 11

Monday 16 September 2013 2:28

That shit cray!

bubble_burst 16

Monday 16 September 2013 3:24

*Facepalm*. I thought us Indians were doing a good job of killing the English language. It seems we weren't doing a good enough job, so the Americans decided to help. I hate it when that happens. (on being proven incompetent).