Kids: Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue...

By mcase - 31/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Compton

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By leosmom - 25/11/2018 03:00

Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML

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By TriangularBanana - 10/12/2016 22:50 - United States - Houston

Today, I babysat my little cousin. He thought that a glue stick would have the same effect as chapstick. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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Stop right there

By wtfmama - 04/05/2013 12:51 - United States - Hudson

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML

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By Natasha - 20/02/2021 21:30

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2019 17:15

Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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Jiinxx 8

Tuesday 31 July 2012 11:59

I bet you're so incredibly proud.

xlord 27

Tuesday 31 July 2012 12:00

at least you now know if she's been kissing any boys

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lonkite101 14

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:40

Wow great daughter.......

stej1985 3

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:41

further evidence health and safety laws are destroying Darwin's theory...sorry to say but... SERIOUSLY?????

amandarrr 3

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:45

YDI for raising an idiot

raraisbang 12

Tuesday 31 July 2012 18:50

How can you blame OP? One person can not control another person's stupidity.

iTransform 8

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:48

Smh time for a helmet

Vturiello27 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:55

Hhaaahaaa

emstar828 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:57

Nail polish remover helps with super glue.

ScarletBloom 14

Tuesday 31 July 2012 15:04

And it glitters.

BZTwin 1

Tuesday 31 July 2012 15:08

A safe way to deal with superglue is petroleum jelly. It might take some time but it is less toxic than acetone.

jess183xp 1

Tuesday 31 July 2012 15:16

Is she a blonde?

coughyochick 7

Tuesday 31 July 2012 15:16

You gave birth to an idiot

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