By ggabrams - 17/08/2013 12:55 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
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ggabrams 14

He didn't give an excuse. I was laughing my ass off in the office though.

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ottokat 15

Maybe you should talk to him about the difference between Platform 9 3/4 and Narnia's lampost.

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skyeyez9 24

Unless your son has an undiagnosed neurological issue, I can't understand how in the Hell could he walk right into the pole twice?! Or had an epic Derp moment.

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outoftown 26

Round One could have created a new neurological problem. Hoping OP takes son and tape to a neurologist who is up-to-date on concussions, ASAP.

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ViviMage 38

Please invest in glasses or common sense!

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crisanba 18

Why on gods green earth would he do that does he think he's Steve-o now?

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joopjoop 19

at least he told the truth! I would think most kids his age would be like, "I got jumped by three body builders! I came out the winner though, all i got was one black eye! you should see what I did to them!"

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ggabrams 14

I agree, at least he was honest. But I think I would've liked to think he was coordinated enough to avoid the pole.

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roryriddle 5

was it really that important that you check the tapes even though he told you the truth?

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Mysterious_one 26

he better not get a driving license

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worldclassrager 39

He was honest...but twice I think is a bit off...I would love to know the reason for twice...

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PieterKing 5

I think you should give him back his glasses..

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Lez_be_homest 3

poles are mean too GET RID OF POLES TOO MANY CHILDREN ARE GETTING BEAT UP

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hntandjlt 8

There has to be some logical reason behind it. Did he say why he did?

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