By ggabrams - 17/08/2013 12:55 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
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ggabrams 14

He didn't give an excuse. I was laughing my ass off in the office though.

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ottokat 15

Maybe you should talk to him about the difference between Platform 9 3/4 and Narnia's lampost.

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zuixdoll 9

sounds like something I would do

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phatdaddy62 23

I've got a pole for you to run into . . . I know. Just no. But she gave me an irresistible setup.

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dread514 11

bang bang pole gang! they got peeps on every corner. your son lucky to be alive...

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mkcherry 14

Unless he was distracted by an accident or parade of naked cheerleaders id suggest you check your son's room for drug paraphernalia. I would assume he's either on drugs or you raised an idiot.

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phatdaddy62 23

Where can I catch the naked cheerleader parade?

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jgriff79 23

Damn pole kept jumping in his way. I hate when that happens.

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fsomelife 26

Man, I don't know who's better -- the school that tapes its students' every move or the parents who can only trust their kid after seeing a video that supports what he says.

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nystev 13

That will probably serve as a lesson to watch where he's going from now on. Still pretty amusing. At least he was honest about it - and the good part is that it wasn't a poor cover-up lie for being bullied/getting in a fight. I'd prefer to have a distracted/clumsy kid to the alternative, personally.

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elizacandle 29

Does this mean he did it on purpose? Or is he just that much of a klutz?

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