By Anonyme - 06/09/2013 11:56 - France - Caen

Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 571
You deserved it 4 998

Same thing different taste

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Just throw him a blanket and let him sleep on the floor. He'll be the coolest kid in the neighborhood.

If he cut it so the whole bed is level I'm impressed

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Give the kid credit and be impressed that he managed to saw off the legs of the bed. Most kids these days are to obese to walk.

aeris4957 3

Now he just needs to add some sweet rims.

He did it so the bed doesn't make noise when he's plowing the neighbor girl like a mallard duck.

Was I the only one who read 'cut off his legs on his bed with a saw' and WTFed for a moment?

nope, you're not the only one. Had to re-read that a couple of times before I got it right

BradTheBrony 19

You know, I can't say I disagree with him.

respond "you're more humble when you're poor, so pay for the damage till you have no more...money" then slide on some dark shades

heavenskiller 6

Kid is having sex in your house.