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By icarlymom - 05/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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By familydisaster - 05/08/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML

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Lying liars

By FuckMcDonalds - 30/05/2018 20:30

Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML

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By azmom - 27/03/2012 17:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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By brichard22 - 12/07/2015 14:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML

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By Shianna - 28/05/2012 22:00 - United States - Holden

Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML

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By Pissed.Off.Mom. - 06/10/2016 05:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML

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mordantennui 0

Friday 5 March 2010 16:13

that sounds like the lamest ways to get fired

Bob31_fml 4

Friday 5 March 2010 17:49

your daughter sounds like a high class individual.

Comments

Fabby_fml 2

Saturday 6 March 2010 4:27

Well, she's an idiot for getting caught. I have a full set of these funny little bobblehead things and some little stuffed thingies, all stolen, nobody notices if you don't do it in front of the general manager. Or assistant managers, if they care.

Raul_Franco 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 6:12

She couldn't spend a dollar on it?

SickSickSick7511 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:34

I've gotta admit I've seen a few episodes. Spencer is ******* hilarious

cbaybie 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:28

seriously?

jimshrimp 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:18

this is fake, look at the OP's account name :p

prettybrwneyes16 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 6:57

I always take the toys haha. shit, the bosses do too :D. but I'm 16, and have a future so ...

PhoenixFiend 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:16

I work at McDonalds >.> Everyone takes the toys; managers included. I'm pretty sure there's a magic meatball sitting opened in the store somewhere lol.