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By erphy21 - 26/09/2015 20:44 - United States - Lompoc

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Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 00:00

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Today, despite spending literal years educating my son about safe sex and warning him not to do something stupid like get a girl pregnant at 16, he actually surpassed my expectations. He got her pregnant at 17. Plus she gave him a nasty STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 16:09 - Norway - Egersund

Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML

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By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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By SadMother - 04/10/2014 19:52 - United States - South Windsor

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Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

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Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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Bad grandparenting

By Anonymous - 24/12/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 21:57 - Egypt

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Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

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Sex Ed is broken

By asnolt - 24/05/2011 22:29 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Bristol

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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML

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My kid, the playa

By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

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Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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zharks1010 18

Sunday 27 September 2015 15:29

Your son is a dumbass

pokemyeyes 23

Sunday 27 September 2015 15:30

#facepalm

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BluePeace2017 8

Wednesday 7 October 2015 2:46

um... maybe you should've taught your son about real life???

Ferry043 8

Thursday 8 October 2015 19:12

Did he learn it.. the hard way?

MyFairLady 6

Sunday 18 October 2015 16:29

Does that mean he got a girl pregnant?

Matteo_G 16

Monday 19 October 2015 14:30

your son is pretty stupid but i feel like this one is pretty deserved. it's up to parents to make sure their sons' sexual education isn't as bad as this one

GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:22

I feel like there was a life lesson he may have missed. As a parent, it's kinda your job to teach them those things... I knew about sex long long before I ever did it, and was able to make informed, healthy choices.

antihero3391 2

Monday 7 December 2015 8:50

for science!

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 26 December 2015 20:03

We really need better sex education.

KayleeFrye 39

Monday 8 February 2016 20:57

I'm sorry your child is an idiot. Maybe you should have done a better job teaching him about sex.

123Puppy 33

Tuesday 13 August 2019 20:15

You should’ve given him the talk.

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