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By erphy21 - 26/09/2015 20:44 - United States - Lompoc

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Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
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zharks1010 18

Your son is a dumbass

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lostinareverie 21

Hey op may have given a thorough talk about sex and how this is a myth, but he's young and likely naive so sadly dumb mistakes were made. Hopefully it all works out in what way is best!

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band13geek 16

I didn't even really have Sex Ed. I learned about periods in sixth and seventh grade (despite almost everyone in the class having them already), the boys in eighth (I got a colorful marker demonstration. *shudders*), and I had Family Living, which is about dating and relationships last year. This year I get Driver's ed. There's a reason that there were 2 pregnant seniors in my gym period last year...

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BSIrishman 6

Soooo... Congrats on becoming a grandparent??

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AOLDialup 4

And the 'Parent of the Year' award goes to...

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CrazyGirlfriend 21

YDI because unless your son is a complete moron than you should have explained to him how this works...If you did but he still thought that then YLS.

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