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By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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By Jason McNeely_1073215947 - 28/12/2021 01:59

Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

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james_aka_frosty 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 15:05

and maybe the age of consent is different wherever you lot are but here it's 16 so that makes him neither a PAEDOFILE or disgusting as it's her choice so quit your bitchin'!

hippiechick96 3

Friday 11 February 2011 23:06

don't feel the troll, he looks like he's eaten enough already

breathemein 10

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:18

so true...

Buggy00004 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 5:54

A pedo is someone who dates someone else 10 years or more younger than them...yea dude your a pedo....

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:20

true true

kairi920 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 18:13

um, do any of you know what a pedophile even is? it's someone that likes children, normally under the age of 12. she's 19, an adult, there is nothing wrong with that. my brothers wife is 13 years older then him and he met her when he was 39. does this make her a pedo? no

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:17

OMG u deserve it creppy-ass my boyfriend is actually a few months YOUNGER than me so he'll be 14 in June I turned 14 march 1st

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:22

PEDO!!! my BF is actually a few months younger than he'll be 14 in June

krazygirl100 9

Saturday 9 April 2011 1:03

ya

sincerely331 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:25

There are too many idiots on here. How is he a pedophile if his girlfriend is 19? She's not even a minor so shut the **** up and stop being so stupid. Stupidity is a disease, I swear it is.

astriofou 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:30

true my dad is older then my mom by ten years, had 7 kids. and so on. its not weird or creepy. its a matter of ur own idealistic view of the world. those who say "pedo" cant stand the fact they cant get a girl at that age. (he has to be either hot or rich) thts the only explanation :3

Ahlph 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:32

She is probably your little sister also. I would guess

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