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By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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By Jason McNeely_1073215947 - 28/12/2021 01:59

Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

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jokolopolop 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 10:35

good on u for getting ins with a 19 year old.

anongrl5846 19

Monday 30 May 2011 5:07

I dated a guy who was eight years older then my dad. Age is a number and that's all.

thewayitgoes1234 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:35

Most of you people have no idea what you're talking about! She's 19 so she's now a woman and not a girl, and he's by definition NOT a phedophile because she is OVER the age of consent by a few years- does it really matter how many? no

tayylorbabezz_fml 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:00

Maybe she dumped you because of the obvious age difference. or the fact you're creepy.

ThisRandomChild 0

Friday 24 June 2011 7:17

Ydi, ur a pedo

hayhay2011 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:12

being 30 doesnt mean you're mature. or maybe she wanted someone more mature than what you are.

couturegirl2 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:39

ummm...ew?

MurderTramp 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:21

PEDO

MurderTramp 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:21

PEDO

jake040 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:59

this is in france. who gives a shit in the first place. YDI for being french

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Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

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Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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