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By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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By Jason McNeely_1073215947 - 28/12/2021 01:59

Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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Top comments

Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

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rotifer 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:14

Bud you are one sorry excuse of a man. You cannot get a girl your own age, so you pray on younger girls. You should be a shamed of yourself.

102muzicluver 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 5:36

I don't know you but you could b immature cuz maturity isn't based on age but how you act

kayliers 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 4:39

Find someone your own age.

fml_fwp 9

Tuesday 3 July 2012 7:02

Pedo!

Ayla_Abriel 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:07

Ok, that's just gross. She shouldn't have gone out with you in the first place. I'm sorry but that's like an 11th grader dating a 1st grader. It's sick.

LiceDownUnder 3

Friday 20 July 2012 8:48

YDI for being a cradle robber

zankaichi 4

Friday 27 July 2012 0:03

You're immature for dating her bro

zankaichi 4

Friday 27 July 2012 0:03

You're immature for dating her bro

Toothbrush12 9

Wednesday 29 August 2012 16:00

She means that you're emotionally immature, not that you're too young for her. Because, believe me, you are NOT too young for her.

2436 4

Monday 3 September 2012 5:22

okay let me say this... YDI for dating a 19 year old girl when your 30! in this situation it's not about picking on someone your own size but looking for someone your own age! :p

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Today, while dining at a restaurant I heard a women choking. I immediately ran to her, wrapped my arms around her and started giving her abdominal thrusts. She freed herself and slapped me. Turns out she wasn't choking, she was just laughing. FML

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