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By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

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rotifer 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:14

Bud you are one sorry excuse of a man. You cannot get a girl your own age, so you pray on younger girls. You should be a shamed of yourself.

102muzicluver 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 5:36

I don't know you but you could b immature cuz maturity isn't based on age but how you act

kayliers 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 4:39

Find someone your own age.

fml_fwp 9

Tuesday 3 July 2012 7:02

Pedo!

Ayla_Abriel 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:07

Ok, that's just gross. She shouldn't have gone out with you in the first place. I'm sorry but that's like an 11th grader dating a 1st grader. It's sick.

LiceDownUnder 3

Friday 20 July 2012 8:48

YDI for being a cradle robber

zankaichi 4

Friday 27 July 2012 0:03

You're immature for dating her bro

zankaichi 4

Friday 27 July 2012 0:03

You're immature for dating her bro

Toothbrush12 9

Wednesday 29 August 2012 16:00

She means that you're emotionally immature, not that you're too young for her. Because, believe me, you are NOT too young for her.

2436 4

Monday 3 September 2012 5:22

okay let me say this... YDI for dating a 19 year old girl when your 30! in this situation it's not about picking on someone your own size but looking for someone your own age! :p

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