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By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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Top comments

Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

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jaytee1994 9

Friday 21 September 2012 14:49

That's just gross a 30 year old with a 19 year old!? Come on guy your 11 years older!

kool_girl_123 9

Monday 5 November 2012 0:02

I know right!!!!

BelicaBonssex 17

Sunday 30 September 2012 5:17

Being older doesn't quite make you more mature than anyone younger.

JustHayden 5

Monday 3 December 2012 0:11

Immaturity doesn't always disappear with age...

jc95sd 3

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:15

160 don't lie to yourself...no we don't.

severussnape88 4

Tuesday 1 January 2013 21:09

******* perv

mariepastyglue 30

Thursday 20 June 2013 20:50

I'm 27 and my boyfriend is 41 he is very responsible where it's needed but personality wise he's pretty much a complete sarcastic jack ass who thinks just about everything is funny unless of course it has to do with him we have been together now for 5 years I'd say he acts about 22

luvpuppy 13

Sunday 23 June 2013 7:29

Just because u r 30 doesn't mean you are mature!

Myssi_fml 9

Saturday 29 June 2013 7:17

Maturity has nothing to do with age

ohioain 18

Saturday 6 July 2013 4:24

Just because you're 30 doesn't mean you're mature

katherinebby17 28

Monday 9 September 2013 2:07

You must be really immature if a 19 year old is telling you so.

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