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By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

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PinkRoseLove 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:37

wow OP you are a pervert for dating someone that young

skiBOAT 0

Friday 25 September 2009 15:58

Age is nothing. I happen to know some very mature 14 year olds, and immature men in their 20s. Plus...dating a 19 yr old, that is a pretty good piece of evidence that you're immature.

LTO73 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:58

manther. that is all.

ilanablowskisses 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:27

you noe what you definatly are immature if women your own age dont wanna date you.ew thats like pedifile if only the girl was two years younger.you disgust me.

kornonthecobb 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:52

my family friends daughter whos 20 is dating a 40 year old hehe thats nasty

Guitarist45 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 6:25

dude, that's creepy. 19 year old girlfriend!? WTF?!?!?!?!

UnwantedIGuess 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 11:48

It will never work out. I'm sorry, but the age difference is too much. It's ok to be immature at that age, but dating someone 11 years younger?

DecayDance_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 17:55

YDI for being a creepy perv. that's like me dating a 2-year-old.

eclipticxx 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 9:58

Hmm... I guess Hugh Hefner is an old immature creepy pervert because he likes to slam young hot chicks instead of old wrinkly hags. Wtf is wrong with you people?

ajb_ball 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 10:27

is it just me or do i smell a creepy pedo anywhere round here?

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