Love: Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks... - FML

By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

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ajlardner 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:33

this is a troll.

cmac86 23

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:39

should you really date someone that age? sounds like datelinvshould have been there a few years ago.

funkmasterzac 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 4:15

BEST. FML. EVER.

PenNameHere 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 9:33

gross. and I mean you.

jessicaislameee 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 15:20

this reminds me of 'pineapple express' because dale was dating the high school girl and he's like 30 and she broke up with him partly 'cause he was immature. haha

kittydelusional 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 16:23

xD that's insane. it's exactly pineapple express.

Malajustice 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 16:41

Me too, and I totally agree.

Malajustice 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 16:47

Many of the comments are missing the point. He's saying FML because a 19-year-old girl thinks he's too immature to date, and he's 30. So, yeah, FYL, dude, but maybe you shouldn't take her opinion of maturity quite so seriously.

Bathory_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 6:50

Maturity == Age

kornonthecobb 0

Friday 18 September 2009 21:11

WTF y were u dating some girl that young lol

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