By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
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Mikeskinner 7

Oh dear lord, sorry OP! Just make sure you get rid of all the corpses fast. Ants and such. FYL!

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wyattshack 4

I think I just threw up a little

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leogirl95 12

Thanks for giving me that visual.

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SenselessPattern 12

Not today, sir/madam. How about a frozen metal pole instead?

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Branflakes78 13

what the **** is wrong with you? go get checked out by a doctor! freaking creep

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MagicStallion 9

OeThere are no words for this FML. Only a lot of puke

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ririzzle 2

Sucks that you got mice in your house....

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ShyAnn29 14

I do too, I hate it! Mice creep me out!

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jackw428 6

I used to have two pet mice. Somehow they got out of their cage and made their way into my slippers. That was a fun surprise for my feet...

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shadokis 15

The house is 92 years old and was in mild disrepair when I bought it....Atleast there's no roaches!

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Meow_Bitches 7

Poor mouse D: And... Gross... :P

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slurshies 11

it's the ciiiircle of liiiife.... and it moves us aaaalllll...

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Szaszaspasz 26

That's more gross than anything. I had an insect hit my windshield when I was driving. It was so large that I can actually discern organs on my wiper. I feel your pain. The gag reflex kicks in even 15 years later. To step on something like that with your bare foot...baarrrff!

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Enslaved 36

At least it's one less rodent roaming around your house. If there's one, there might be mice babies too. Those bastards breed like crazy if not under control.

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nonnieluv 9

69 is like a snapple bottle

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perdix 29

I hope you praised your cat lavishly and ate some of the mouse before sharing the rest with her. Without that motivation, she'll quit catching mice. Bon appetit!

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