Cats and Animals: Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice....

By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2017 12:00

Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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You deserved it 6 519

Thanks Raymond

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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Chilling

By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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You deserved it 3 633

Fetch!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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Poor Mickey

By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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Mikeskinner 7

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:26

Oh dear lord, sorry OP! Just make sure you get rid of all the corpses fast. Ants and such. FYL!

wyattshack 4

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:26

I think I just threw up a little

Comments

aksweetheart 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 5:19

... I'm eating noodles right now... *pushes plate away*

agnert17 5

Thursday 13 September 2012 5:20

Oh shit, I would've died right then. That's horrible!

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 13 September 2012 6:47

Not all cats are built to go after mice.

Fisheyedfool7 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 8:10

Lmfao, great descriptive use of words OP. Awesome fml! My cat doesn't catch mice. It just lays there and gets fatter each day. I think I have a defective cat...

trg568 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 8:15

no forgivness here bub

RomanBeauty 0

Thursday 13 September 2012 8:28

I agree that your life sucks OP, but mostly because you were actually waiting in anticipation for your cat to catch mice and leave it for you... Get a dog.

mrsmaglietta 6

Thursday 13 September 2012 9:48

why I'm a dog person

captainburke 5

Thursday 13 September 2012 10:20

Hey that's a good cat, it's their only job! It's disgusting, but they leave the butt as a gift for you.

honestjane 22

Thursday 13 September 2012 11:06

My cat brought me chipmunk rump before. I could tell it was a 'munk because of the tail. Otherwise it would've just been half of "something". Still better than when my dog left a disemboweled 'possum on the front steps for me. Can't pick that up with a paper towel and dispose of it!