By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
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Mikeskinner 7

Oh dear lord, sorry OP! Just make sure you get rid of all the corpses fast. Ants and such. FYL!

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wyattshack 4

I think I just threw up a little

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SanityIsOverated 3

I know we should probably feel bad for OP, but I feel bad for the mouse. As if death wasn't enough, it got squished too. Insult to death.

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Meow_Bitches 7

SAME thats why I said "Poor mouse D:" lol

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perdix 29

I feel bad for the cat! She gave her owner the best prize she could and all he does is whine about it. Ingrate!!!!

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Missusluv313 9

You feel bad for the mouse? That's fantastic. Who cares? Mice and rats are the most disgusting things ever! They all need to be destroyed.

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SanityIsOverated 3

Perhaps you need to be destroyed due to your rudeness. I'm sure some people would find THAT disgusting yet apparently you're still around. Everything has a right to live and death is a sad aspect of life. I'm not saying mice are glorious creatures but they shouldn't be destroyed because you personally find them disgusting.

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Missusluv313 9

Awwwww, I see I struck a nerve with you, didn't i? I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you feel this way considering your name is Sanity Is Overrated. You can say what the **** you want lol. I'm always gonna think mice and rats are disgusting. Now go and seek therapy, you clearly need it.

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SanityIsOverated 3

I don't need therapy. I just value life of animals no matter what they are. If that's being crazy then fine with me.

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Tragichero92 12

Are you one of the two vegan zoologists that refused their roommate to kill cockroaches?

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Tragichero92 12

OK : ) Honestly though, we need a format for sarcasm.

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Shroomk 9

Taking "shove my foot up your ass" too literal.

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Michele2luv 8

I hate stepping on dead mice . . .

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fadingaway 17

Oh God. I shudder to think of the terrible and sickening cracking sound I heard when I once stood on a fly; I can't imagine how horrible this must have been. Poor OP.

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ShyAnn29 14

Think of the sound when a cat eats a mouse, or in my case, my dog eating a mouse, that is incredibly disgusting!

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SkoomaKi 27

When the zombie apocalypse comes and you have no food, I think we know who will bring the supply of mice meat.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Why kitty, why!? This is why I have a restraining order on the neighborhood cats.

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SeedlessMe 13

Hey, at least it was a dead mouse! I happened to get a present this morning too, but it was only half dead... So much worse! :( Thank goodness I saw it before stepping on it.

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