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By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

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Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
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ManInTheMachine 19

If it's yours, I think you should be more ashamed of the fact that your condom can fit on a 2 year old's finger. If it's your husbands, then, well. . .

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Nabee143 3

Yea I'm going to say YDI for the simple fact you shouldn't leave used condoms just laying around. Disgusting!

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ViQValentine 3

Then your child will come crying to you saying that "his puppet is peeing", if you know what I mean..

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sonny234 0

WHY THE **** DO ALL YOU PEOPLE ON FML KEEP ALL YOUR CONDOMS, ******, FLESHLIGHTS, AND VIBRATORS OUT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE! THROW IT OR STOW IT, YOU GODDAMN SLOBS!

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secretlady99 6

so why are their used condoms in reach of your child? throw those things out properly. or have a talk with your teenagers (if any)

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loooloool 13

Who the **** leaves a used condom around Oooo that's just nasty (cleavland voice)

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Qwermy 16

why does everyone assume the condom belongs to OP? The kid could have picked it up off a street or even a playground (teens get creative with places to have sex), so don't assume the child must hace been at home

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canadianhannah 18

Dude why do you leave your used condoms somewhere your kid can find them? YDI man.

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Violord 13

Where the hell did he get THAT?

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allyiscute1 22

Oh no this is horrible! Poor kid.

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