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By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2012 14:17 - Canada - Cochrane

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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By jlujan00 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML

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ManInTheMachine 19

Thursday 20 September 2012 16:06

If it's yours, I think you should be more ashamed of the fact that your condom can fit on a 2 year old's finger. If it's your husbands, then, well. . .

Nabee143 3

Thursday 20 September 2012 16:04

Yea I'm going to say YDI for the simple fact you shouldn't leave used condoms just laying around. Disgusting!

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geod69 8

Friday 21 September 2012 0:07

Next time pick up your used condoms

AZbeastboSS 2

Friday 21 September 2012 1:06

Exactly

arykald123 0

Friday 21 September 2012 2:01

I guess he is learnering already.... But way to early and pick up ur used condom next time Or it might become something more then a puppet....

drkate25 30

Friday 21 September 2012 2:26

Clearly it's not OPs condom--If they used protection they wouldn't have a kid!

screem25 0

Friday 21 September 2012 2:49

Thts nasty

cuffed_cutie 4

Friday 21 September 2012 2:54

"look at my new friend, mommy" lol how awkward..

jvmb 0

Friday 21 September 2012 5:05

Lol I was joking.. Why the **** would you give a child the talk. My goodness.

BellaMarta 19

Friday 21 September 2012 5:26

I was expecting a tampon applicator...

mikeofthunder 13

Friday 21 September 2012 5:30

You're disgusting, OP. Please get some protection for your fragile brain!

Grimnirwher9 21

Friday 21 September 2012 12:11

Take it easy, #113. there's no reason to assume that it was OP's condom, or that it wasn't in the trash bin.

jamal0000007 4

Friday 21 September 2012 5:41

That's one way to entertain your kid

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