By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

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Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
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ManInTheMachine 19

If it's yours, I think you should be more ashamed of the fact that your condom can fit on a 2 year old's finger. If it's your husbands, then, well. . .

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Nabee143 3

Yea I'm going to say YDI for the simple fact you shouldn't leave used condoms just laying around. Disgusting!

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sljs 0

Well. This time im gunna say YDI bexause you shouldnt have left that kind of shut laying around. Especially with a little kid around.

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pregnantpianist 2

This is why my man and I no longer use condoms. Also so the dogs don't drag them out of the trash. I'd rather the neighbors didn't find our used condoms littered all over yard in our dogs' poo. >_

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mrsmaglietta 6

ya he could have choked if he swallowed it I would dispose of them properly next Time

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l0v3p4in 7

This is a great idea to teach sex ed! Use condom finger puppets.

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missfyl 0

he could've found it on the street or something, nasty people do throw that kinda stuff on the sidewalk

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The_F3rris 11

Social services! What else do you just leave lying around for your 2 year old? Rusty nails?Lighters? Your ex roommates funky vibrator?

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froufrou7 3

You should have put thr condom back on and f uck your son real good.

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beautifully_ugly 5

That is simply nasty! Clean up after yourself so your kids won't find that trash! YUCK... YDI!!

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