Love and Work: Today, my 21 year old daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend.... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 21:00 - France - Paris

Today, my 21 year old daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend. I had to call him "sir" for two reasons: he's 59 and he's my boss. FML

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Eashy 16

Thursday 11 May 2017 21:52

I see 3 options: 1- She is trying to get you a promotion, 2- She's a gold digger, or 3- she loves him truly.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 11 May 2017 23:27

This feels like something out of a sitcom. "You're dating my boss?" *laugh track plays*

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ChuckChuckyLukeMrCowboy 5

Tuesday 19 December 2017 6:06

get her to get you a raise then ?

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