Kids: Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts...

By nanall - 04/06/2012 07:19 - United States

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

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By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By Anon - 08/02/2017 05:00 - Australia

Today, my 33-year-old brother told my 10-year-old daughter that clouds are made by factories blowing smoke. My daughter laughed at him and he got upset. He still believed my dad's lie from 25 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By Anon - 15/05/2015 13:58 - United States - Lakeville

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

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By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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Every day is Caturday

By Zoey_M - 08/07/2013 23:26 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML

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Witches Brew

By Hellassi - 09/07/2021 00:01

Today, my stepmom burned all my Harry Potter stuff. Apparently, Harry Potter is the "Devil’s plan to corrupt good Christian children" and "That shit is make believe anyway." What did my dad ever see in this evil witch? FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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Monday 4 June 2012 15:48

Well, the dementors are going to take your brother to Azkaban now because he told you.. And i'll gladly come with him!

SandiRainbowFish 20

Monday 4 June 2012 15:49

Of Hogwarts is real... You didn't get your acceptance letter? Poor Muggle :,(

Comments

titio_fml 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:51

He is going straight to azkaban

papabear88 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:56

ofc it is real! i just graduated

papabear88 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:58

i am the best student btw

LovelyAngiee 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:07

Only muggles would say Hogwarts isn't real...

froggeh 4

Wednesday 6 June 2012 0:52

or maybe you're a squib living among wizards

bagelpie 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:26

Avada Kadavra!

krazygurl111 3

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:33

Poor muggle you are, no acceptance lette yet! Shame

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 6 June 2012 5:15

But it IS real! I've even been there in Orlanda.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 6 June 2012 5:25

Your brother is an idiot and seriously needs to grow up. I'm suddenly reminded of the episode of American Dad where Steve thinks he's at Hogwarts and it turns out he's making drugs...how appropriate, people become ridiculously obsessed with this stupid and overrated series to the point where it's like they're on drugs. I will never understand the appeal of this series, but any idiot would know that it's all entirely fiction. Well, not every idiot, considering your brother...