Money: Today, my 24-year-old, unemployed brother stole all of my food...

By HungryStudent - 20/08/2014 18:59 - Puerto Rico - Carolina

Today, my 24-year-old, unemployed brother stole all of my food money and went out with his friends. His punishment from our parents? He has to pay me back when he gets a job. My stomach has to wait. FML

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By Already Broke Asf - 18/11/2015 01:51 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

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By queenbee - 14/06/2015 13:31 - United States - Media

Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 14:00

Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML

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By josh9792 - 23/02/2023 18:00

Today, after moving in with a friend I've known for 9 years, I found out he's going to jail soon, and refuses to work or get a new job, making me unable to pay rent as he eats all my food. FML

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By farts - 22/11/2018 17:30

Today, my brother who routinely marred my life by stealing from me, fighting me, and isolating me from my own family, made his hollow AA apology to me so he'll feel better. My parents employ him, bought his car and house, and pay his insurance. I've been in poverty. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:40 - United States

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

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By Citivolus - 11/05/2021 11:00 - United States

Today, I found out my brother and his girlfriend stole my wedding ring, my checkbook and my disabled son's iPad to fuel their drug habit. I'm $600 overdrawn and have no food. FML

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Don't hate the player…

By Jpaylay - 12/08/2021 14:00 - United States - Lakeland

Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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FrozenMusic 26

Thursday 21 August 2014 0:22

What kind of parents do you have omg

splash69_fml 14

Thursday 21 August 2014 0:22

Hopefully your parents can give you some food money... Sorry op

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Zyde 12

Thursday 21 August 2014 18:04

Punishment from parents ? He's 24, he committed a crime, and since ur his brother and don't want to sue him, kick his ass

Frostillicus123 10

Thursday 21 August 2014 19:57

call the police, see quick idea of a charge gets you results you want.

jennakat01 7

Thursday 21 August 2014 22:42

Okay, first of all, how old are you? If your over 18 why are both you and your brother still living with your parents? Your brother especially. Nothing wrong with it but you should both have your own bank accounts at least. I'm just saying that if you live with your parents aren't they paying for food? And if you aren't then how does your brother have access to your money? Either way, you can't just let him get away with that. You take his stuff and sell it. I know that some people are saying you can't because its illegal, but you can just say that what your brother did was illegal too. Don't do nothing because they're family. Family isn't supposed to steal from you, and that's what it is. Stealing.

iKristien 5

Tuesday 26 August 2014 16:42

Uhm, dunno, not everyone moves out the day they turn 18? Plus not every situation is the same, you don't know the story of this family and why they might not have a bank account or anything.