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By joeshmoe - 05/09/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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Saturday 5 September 2009 16:03

Fool you are 26 time to grow up isnt it?

mark_my_words 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 16:08

You still live with your parents at 26?

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Koosti 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:28

Wait... You're 26 and you actually listen to your parents, let alone live with them? 100% "You deserve it".

luckieechickiee 3

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:34

time to move out dude !!

ohdoctor 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:45

Obviously you're pathetic for still living at home, but the main point here is, why the **** would you get "sent to your room" ??? That is beyond sad. For you, and for your lame-ass parents for speaking to you as though you were still a child. You may be a loser, but your parents must also be morons, probably the type who can't raise their children to be independent. Kill yourself, and your parents, please. Never ever breed.

Aganippe 2

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:51

And you went to your room? You're about eight years past that legal adult thing. And about ten past the teenage rebellion due date. I understand living with your parents till the end of time in this economy, but come on. You're 26.

xgoldfishx 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:59

OMG why didnt you just have the party soemwhere else. Im sure at 26 you couldve thought about that. Still Ydi for still sneaking parties at your parents house and for NOT MOVING OUT ALREADY!

HBubble 3

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:59

YDI for taking it.

iDieter 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 0:02

YDI for listening YDI for living at your parents YDI for partying behind their back while you are 26 YDI for being such a kid.

boredboisereside_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 0:09

You're 26 and still having sneak parties at your moms house. You're not just a loser, you're a ****** loser!

Wildcat67 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 0:18

YDI for living with your parents at 26 YDI for letting them control your life like that YDI for not being allowed to party at 26 YDI for being home without your parents that you are living with on your birthday