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By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
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makkarari 18

You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!

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gobiteme2 34

Did it taste like chicken. Everything taste like chicken LOL. Sorry that's nasty you should never put children's fingers or anything for that matter in you're mouth if you haven't seen where it came from.

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nialls_girl 13

Always check before doing something like that. She is three after all. YDI

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hemsky 18

It would have been pretty shitty if it was shit

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ajs1987 15

This should probably be in the kids section instead of the love section

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foxysunshine 12

Kids.... gotta love them :) it's a YDI though for not looking first

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FitFriday 32

Why would you lick a child's finger in the first place?

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minecraftguy333 20

Ew that's disgusting. I would wash my mouth out with soap

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NerdGirl321 27

Kids are disgusting. Why would you put their finger in your mouth?

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