Kids: Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall.... - FML

By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

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Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By bully slayer - 12/12/2018 10:00 - Philippines - Pasay City

Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML

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steffidallasbfl 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:39

At least she stood up for you.?

Absoluezer0 12

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:39

Either you did your job poorly or way too well.

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Km1490 20

Tuesday 3 December 2013 23:37

Aww.. you raised her well.

metalcrazed 21

Tuesday 3 December 2013 23:41

What an awesome kid.

EffyFails 18

Wednesday 4 December 2013 0:31

Dude, I think any adult that tries bullying anyone is an absoloute twat so don't worry you're above them either way your kid is epic, she knows what's up

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 4 December 2013 0:35

You have a good daughter so be proud.

shhhaaarrron 12

Wednesday 4 December 2013 0:37

Awh that's just precious. Your daughter loves you.

skittyskatbrat 19

Wednesday 4 December 2013 1:26

Somebody raised their kid right :D And how embarrassing (yay!) for a bully to be called on it...by a four year old. This made my day.

Blink_me26 21

Wednesday 4 December 2013 1:53

Be happy, she loves you :)

Bloink 25

Wednesday 4 December 2013 1:58

So cute!!

Mailman2121 15

Wednesday 4 December 2013 2:42

You're a pussy.

ZomBgal 12

Wednesday 4 December 2013 2:46

I don't see tgis as an FML. You must be teaching your daughter well for her to stand up for you at that age. Plus, whoever was bullying you is the losing party here. Shame on them.

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