Kids: Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall....

By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By unknown - 15/09/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By bully slayer - 12/12/2018 10:00 - Philippines - Pasay City

Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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Ultraviolence

By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML

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steffidallasbfl 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:39

At least she stood up for you.?

Absoluezer0 12

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:39

Either you did your job poorly or way too well.

Comments

edanielleh 21

Wednesday 4 December 2013 3:03

I call this a win! Great parenting :) I hope you praised the kid a lot :) We need more people like that!

kitcatjb 12

Wednesday 4 December 2013 3:34

Well...what did the person say to you?

DopeGrapez 5

Wednesday 4 December 2013 3:47

at least we know that your daughter will brave and bold alone...

Dohnut94 7

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:28

Good for her! Raising her right, I see!

VoodooPriestess 16

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:35

It might have been humiliating for you in that moment so I hope you didn't do anything to decay her sense of justice. . .

BriCx 8

Wednesday 4 December 2013 5:14

At least you know she won't take crap at school. Sounds like a great kid :).

ingeraa 2

Wednesday 4 December 2013 5:33

Awwww

jairienfaite 20

Wednesday 4 December 2013 5:34

I enteted both ydi and fml but I'm clearly jealous and hope to have a daughter like yours one day.

Girlie7 11

Wednesday 4 December 2013 5:37

Your daughter is awesome..

BAD2891 4

Wednesday 4 December 2013 5:49

You've raised your kid to stand up for what right and for the the people she loves. Don't look at this as an FML, but as a parenting done right!

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