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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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Moobs

By Dad Is Fat - 25/08/2021 02:01 - United States - Mount Orab

Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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Out of the mouth of babes...

By DEE - 26/07/2018 15:00

Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML

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Shootamonkey3 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

Slimfast, it's delicious.

canttouchthis90 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

lmao

Comments

Dreamcrusher16_fml 3

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:38

Time to get in shape. Nothing like a little gender confusion to motivate you to work out a little.

alexvegaboy 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:41

i just want my PSN back. thats why im here.

omfgfmlisgreat 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:53

how is that relevant to the fml at all?

EliseAqua 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:27

^agreed

alexvegaboy 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:47

you just have a xbox thats y.

omfgfmlisgreat 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:47

So? Basically you are just using this to go complain that the network is down?

alexvegaboy 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:10

ya osn is my life. bicth

alexvegaboy 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:12

opps i mean PSn is my life.

omfgfmlisgreat 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 21:17

So go make a FML than if PSN is down and has ruined your life.

Skatejock21 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:46

they invented this place called the gym. You should visit it twice a week. However, I do think if your 4 year old is telling you that you have big boobs... this should tell you something about your weight. Fix it. Your wife would appreciate it too as a bonus.

taelorrae011 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:57

lol that's pretty bad.

kingtz 6

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:03

I wonder if op's wife is jealous.

agummere796 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:20

take it as a compliment!

underpaid011 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:26

lose the man boobs. NOBODY thinks they are sexy. at least she did not say "when I am older I want to have nipples hairier than Sasquatch". shave those too.