By Wendie - 18/04/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, my 5 week old puppy decided to sleep between my head and the headboard of my bed. I sneezed and my puppy got so scared it caused him to pee on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 546
You deserved it 8 590

Same thing different taste

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Why is a FIVE week old puppy sleeping in your bed? They're still really fragile at that age.

wiggs5 0

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awe that's so cute and sad at the same time!!!

AnotherRandomPer 0

A 5 week old puppy shouldn't even be away from its mother, let alone sleeping in a people bed...you're lucky you didn't move in your sleep and seriously injur it!

At 5 weeks puppies are usually ready to leave their mums it's absolute minimum age but fine, also there are the occurrences where mummy dog isn't very good at mothering and the pup will need hand reared, it's fine for the animal to be in a people bed, just not outside until it's had it's jabs... op didn't say they were sleeping, just the pup was

MellisaTatum 6

Oh, No! We wouldn't want to "injur" it! Spell correctly if you're going to act like some "puppy genius".

Are you really going to bitch about a missed letter? It's probably a typo. And yes, 5 weeks is way too young to adopt a puppy, unless it was due to some special circumstance where the mother was not taking care of it or it was orphaned. But if that was the case, op shouldn't be sleeping with it in her bed.

mintcar 9
A7X_LoVeee 10

Grow the **** up 54. I love how people talk shit over the Internet cuz I guarantee you would never say something like that to her face/anyone for that matter.

RainbowHeadache 2
Prankster7o7 5

I've said some pretty screwed up things to people, but that was uncalled for, 54.

iZDa 0
HannahMarshall 6

oh good one ^^^^ and 54 she is way hotter than you

jazbeth94 0
Mr_Darkside 5

54- do you have self-esteem issues? (T ^ T)

mintcar 9

Thanks guys. 54, did you /really/ think an insult like that would hurt my feelings? -rolls eyes-

5 weeks is way too early to be separated from its mom, poor pup!

Pretty_In_Purple 0

it is actually illegal for a breeder to separate a puppy and mother before 8 weeks of age in some sates.

Sometimes things happen.. My friend just got a 3 week old puppy from her aunt because the mom got ran over by a car... They just have to be bottle fed and constantly wrapped with a towel or small blanket.

YDI because you should know that new puppies (especially ones not even old enough to leave their mother) pee anytime, anywhere.