By emilyhendrix0414 - 28/09/2012 10:53 - United States

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 388
You deserved it 6 593

Same thing different taste

Comments

Epikouros 31

Lipstick = grease = food. Woof!

For a breed bred to survive on small portions, huskies are the most food obsessed creatures ever. Mine now climbs up the back of my chair to reach where the cat food is. The other day I was making a sandwich and he snuck behind me when I went to get the meat and stole the bread.

chillinAK 9

I almost wish mine would do these things once in a blue moon. She is such a good girl I will be surprised when she does otherwise.

Mine isn't even a year old yet. We just keep correcting him. Only thing we can do. For the most part he is a very well behaved dog. Most of the problems I have are just him bring a puppy. I see him outgrow more and more each month. Patience and training seem to be the trick. My other one was an evil genius. I think if she had opposable thumbs she would have taken over the world.

Dont feed your dog that much so he won't be overweight ...

I have a seven year old female tortoise shell cat, she does the same thing when i have something in my hand or have a cheese stick in my hand, especially the cheese stick.

thathipsterchick 2

Argh! Can't... Breath... *passes out with obese dog on top*

He's overweight because you feed him too much. He attacked you for "food" because you didn't train him properly and he doesn't respect you.

Put the overweight dog on a diet and train it to behave!!!!!