Cute. I would have named it "Gerald" if it was a boy, and "Jessica" if it was a girl.

The girl is FIVE. There is nothing wrong with her. She is just a little kid. If you are around small children, you know they have big imaginations and are very creative. YES, it was a dead rat, but to her it was a gift she worked hard on to give to her big sister.

In memory of Michael Jackson, she should have named the rat Ben.

I immediately thought of the hamster one. I think both children need help - whether it was rodent murder or not.

That's not awesome or cool or anything A kid who's attracted to dead ANYTHINGS needs help quick

OhMyGod. Ick. Why'd she name it Bert? Reminds me of sesame street. Ernie and Bert are so gay together xD buut, my little sister thinks that it's fun to use her nail to smoosh caterpillars, and then use their guts as paint o_O strange children.

That's really creepy. xD

What is your sister, a dog?

Lmao. BTW, why is it Bert? Does she not like Bert off of Sesame Street?

Did she kill the rat? Haha she might turn into the next Ted Bundy.