By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 710
You deserved it 2 982

Same thing different taste

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Your_Shadow 0
AndelleRae 9

Aw, how thoughtful. :) Seriously though? Sleep with one eye open.

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shnibz101 0

Bring you sister to the doctors and get your room checked for any diseases couse only god knows why that thing died and that's kinda sweet of her in a sixmck twisted way

Bored_2_Death 0

wow I don't think that the OP's sister is awesome or that she needs therapy. The girl is 5 and she probably doesn't understand that the lizard was dead. It was probably still alive when your sister found it and she didnt understand that she probably killed it when A) she caught and squeezed the crap out of it or B) when she tied the ribbon around its neck. She most likely thought she was doing a good thing by good thing by giving her sister a present. I just think that she just needs to be told why that wasnt a very good present. To the OP that does suck. People will click YDI for the dumbest reasons.

Bored_2_Death 0

oops I need some reading lesons haha, for some reason i read lizard instead of rat. My mistake but still whether lizard or rat its still the same concept.

michaelsgirl 0

I feel for you. Glad my sister knew the difference between living and dead things at an early age. However, when she was four she told me to close my eyes and hold out my hands. She then proceeded to sprinkle fairy dust into my hands a.k.a kitty litter. Dirty kitty litter. I hope your sister got cleaned up afterwards. She might get sick if the rat was infected.

dude wtf??? what is wrong with your sister?? and where did a 5 yr old get a dead rat??? and was it just a rat's neck or an actual rat???

fins4586 0

i think your sister was a cat in a past life...

dfxcm 0

either your sister is a cat or she's psychotic

is she the devil incarnate? she's five year's old? creeeepy!