Miscellaneous: Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present...

By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 17:29 - United States - Charleston

Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML

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By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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Your_Shadow 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:06

Your sister is awesome.

AndelleRae 9

Friday 26 June 2009 20:13

Aw, how thoughtful. :) Seriously though? Sleep with one eye open.

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00754chan 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 13:33

It was probably a live rat before she tied the fricken ribbon around its neck :)

wikifoo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 20:29

your sister rocks !

blahblahblah43 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:19

lol your sister is awesome!

ashhh93 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:58

AWWW!!! thats so cute in a weird kinda gross way :)

Jarlais 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 10:36

Lol

staceybby 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:38

Ahaha. Bless :'D Although I'd kill anyone that did that to me :P

katanphetamine 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:18

If she was trying to be mean, FYL If she was trying to be cute, YDI for not raising a 5 year old right.

Tess_fml 7

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:36

not raising her right? It's her sister, not her daughter. How would she have raised her?

beany212 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:40

Awwwww. She wanted to get you a pet!

Qup 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:11

how did it die? if she killed it - YOU might get propped up some day.

TanksToYou 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 14:32

LOL at number 3

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Goodbye Rémy…

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