Miscellaneous: Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present...

By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 17:29 - United States - Charleston

Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML

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By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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Your_Shadow 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:06

Your sister is awesome.

AndelleRae 9

Friday 26 June 2009 20:13

Aw, how thoughtful. :) Seriously though? Sleep with one eye open.

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element01 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:45

Ur a bitch! youre sister did that outta the kindness of her little heart. even tho she shows serial killer tendencies

dormouse_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:43

I smell a future psychopath....seriously.

Adriennerox211 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 21:39

R.I.P Bert :/

autielove 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:11

wow. that is pretty amazing. that makes me want to have a little sister.

swagmonkey 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:10

Hah. Was the rat dead BEFORE she tied the ribbon? Also, yes, totally like a cat.

iamtenyearsago 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 11:30

Maybe I'm a little ****** up, but I would be kind of excited at this and think it's hilarious and not an FML at all. I'd get out my camera.

rakhil11 7

Friday 24 July 2009 3:26

props 2 #19 4 bing the first with the idea that the sister strangled bert with the ribbon and i would die, OP. i am so glad my sis has dead-stuff-phobia.

iFruit 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 20:59

She should have a warning sticker on her forehead- " WARNING : Keep all living things except for humans out of my reach" I like it. What did she do with Ernie?

MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:30

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR SISTER?!?!?! Bert is a horrible name for a rat =/ Srstho you're sister, is awesome. Give her a hug from mer [=

its_me_123 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 23:37

I'm sure this has been taken straight out of one of the books in "The Confessions of Georgia Nicholson" (or Angus, Thongs etc.) series by Louise Rennison...