By mvp - 26/07/2009 23:51 - United States

Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
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ThatDarnCat 0

I don't see how this is a FML. Your mom's ******* cool.

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jem1991 0

did you guys know that there is a mylifeisgood website? lol i just had to bring that up

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DrAwesome 6

Oh yeah? Is it good? Most sites where people post their lives being good usually suck, because all of the stories are like, "I have such great friends OMGROFL!! I'm blessed because my mom said I had a nice mandible!" And they aren't as entertaining as horrible misfortunes.

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rachelledev 0

there's none for life being good but there is a mylifeisaverage.com have a blast

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ManicGypsy 22

Actually, there is a my life is good website. It's mylifeisg.com. I hate it. They are too happy there. I prefer FML or MLIA.

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Iloveyencheck 0

yeah there is also a love my life

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Elphie_fml 0

There's also givesmehope.com. Actually surprisingly uplifting, even for someone like me who loves FML and MLIA.

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fawfulster 11

I agree Mylifeisaverage and mylifeisgood don't really entertain like FML.

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xxlillyxx 0

yea i know..... but if ur ( oops sorry you're...lol) like me then u come to this page beacuse ur (oops again.your. i hate grammar police.) life sux n it makes u just a lil bit happier knowing that someon else was misrable. mylifeisg.com would just make me more depressed. plus really really happy people give me head aches!!!! lol (oops again. I am laughing out loud)

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DrAwesome 6

Way to ruin the miniskirt for guys everywhere by letting your mother wear yours.

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CFR 0

I think the miniskirt was a radical feminist movement (against having to hide our bodies sorta thing) It's just a coincidence that guys ended up loving it (same with the flappers in the 20s...) I forget what my point was...Well anyway, I bet the mom looks more than hot in a miniskirt to a bunch of drunk guys at the bar.

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BlackScorpionAng 0

Grow up mvp..your life isn't ****** because your mom borrowed your skirt and offered to lend you her "red **** me pumps" so she can go out partying. Your life is ****** because you're still too immature to handle an adult conversation with your mom. You have an awesome mom...to bad her daughter is a dork.

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rachelledev 0

truee, hence above poster will not require the **** me pumps, therefore causing the agitation. oh yeah def fyl

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Dabookofnothing 0

ikr what is she 12?

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death_prevails 6

Exactly! Just because she's 50 doesn't mean she should pick a coffin and lie down in it... She has a right to feel sexy instead of being a boring twat :)

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fucentarmal 1

mom do you douche? no, i mean do you find yourself preternaturally attracted to guys in ed hardy t-shirts, with volumes of axe body spray, heinous tattoo's in foreign languages they can not verify the meaning of, crop circle type shaving patterns, blow-out hair the list goes on... this should be the conversation you are having with mom.

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riseandshine_fml 0

at least you'll get some.

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Glam_fml 0

I think the real FML here is that there is a 50 year old somewhere wearing a mini skirt. I don't care how nice someones legs are, if you are over 30, you probably don't look as good in that miniskirt as you might think. Ugh, I had older people who try to look/act like they are 20 again. It is just gross. 

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flinkpamingo 0

Ok, can I just say two words here? : CHRISTIE BRINKLEY!

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Puolukka 4

You do realize that it is tons of people who moderate each FML before it goes through to the actual FML staff to be submitted? :p

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Sessee 4

FYL D: And I thought my mom was bad (AND SHE STILL IS.)

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