By Anonymous - 01/07/2014 21:41 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 6-year-old brother showed me the "books" he's been writing for the past week. My parents, who are first-generation immigrants, want him to take the books to school to show everyone. My only problem with this? The main character's name is "Wanker". FML
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bazookajoey 27

Brothers look up to older siblings You could convince him to change the name (:

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annie_nk 22

Good news is he's only six. There's still time to teach him.

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CoGhostRider 31

Plus he wrote a book at 6 who really cares about the name or dialogue That's pretty amazing

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Enslaved 36

And what did Wanker do in this book?

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Sierra7211 17

Wanker was a carpenter; he had a lot of wood..

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pjsr 32

Wanker was a surfer - always waxing his board

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91hayek 31

You could try to get him to change it to Wonka in pronunciation then in spelling. Unless this is infringing on Dahl's copyright.

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Jghaugland 6

Wanker was a gardener, always planting his seed.

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AllStache 11

There's no need to threadjack there are only 50 comments

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JJ_86 22

I wonder what you just did there #51. Btw wanker was a construction worker. His favorite tool is the jackhammer.

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Flowtastic 16

I thought Wanker was a fisherman, always reeling in his rod...

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pimrol 16

Emma is that you. I still have no idea what a wanker is but. you are now grounded.

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