Kids: Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and...

By Oily - 16/12/2011 09:08 - New Zealand

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By jazz - 22/01/2010 08:11 - France

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

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seximexi911 10

Friday 16 December 2011 15:58

Dirty mouth? Clean it up!! Hahaha I'm sorry I'm laughing at your expense op. :)

theunwiseone 4

Friday 16 December 2011 16:02

Well that's a shitty situ........ No??? Oh ok then. If anyone needs me I'll be sitting in the "overused pun corner"

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XxPieTheifxX 6

Friday 16 December 2011 17:32

You should teach your kid to speak right so it does not happen again

iRuleUdrool 4

Friday 16 December 2011 17:38

Such a stupid comment

dumboears 8

Friday 16 December 2011 17:41

You should go back and read the FML. She WAS saying bird poo, the mall was just so noisy that he heard 'booboo'.

Yetifoot 0

Friday 16 December 2011 17:44

She's 7, not 3. I'm sure you know she's old enough to talk in proper sentences.

shots1996 8

Saturday 24 December 2011 8:39

Really? Cause when i was seven i couldnt tell the differwnce between a bunch of squiggles to a sentence.

rubberduckie94 13

Friday 16 December 2011 17:48

how did you not see it when you went to kiss it. .

Lovina_fml 8

Friday 16 December 2011 17:56

Sorry about that OP. That must have been really gross D:

jaredjudd21 2

Friday 16 December 2011 17:57

Wouldn't you know if your daughter had shit on her hand, ydi for not being more observant.

idontknowyou123 0

Friday 16 December 2011 18:07

I don't know of many 7 year olds that stilk say boo-boo... Anyways op that is some shitty stuff there. But wait isnt thatvgood luck or something?

murdersquirrel 15

Friday 16 December 2011 18:29

Let's put this into perspective. 7 is about 1st grade. Maybe 2nd depending on what time of year the birthday is. Linguistic skills are still forming. 7 isn't 'too old' to say boo boo.