By Kendra_Nine - 16/01/2013 18:28 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
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ICastillo 24

She is right, yoga pants is the way to go.

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MrBrightside21 20

Or don't wear any pants. Yeah, yeah, the cops don't like it, but the ladies always give me a second look. Single by choice.

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lovecrazy12 14

She's probably right. Yea looks don't matter but you usually get to know someone after an attraction has formed.

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anabuddy123 10

Just do what you want, that's usually the right way to go :D

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B_CeouL 12

Yes it means you're never gonna get married.

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perdix 29

That's not true. You just need to find a plumpa humpa.

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EvilUndead 9

Track pants are cool and sporty girls are cute. If you're fit, don't listen to her.

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SoSickWithIt 14

What if she weighs 300+ and track pants are the only thing that fits her? Maybe if she lost 3lbs she could slim down into jeans. Orr be fat! :D

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Schizomaniac 24

Then SHE CAN'T SIT WITH US.

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Catkam623 27

Tracks pants aren't really hot on any girl, track shorts are but that's only cause they show off your ass

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EvilUndead 9

41, if the only thing you can think about is woman's ass, then you don't understand female beauty at all. It is about proportion, not individual parts. Well built women without extra weight will look great in track pants, jeans, t-shirts, or judo uniform etc. Such clothing will outline body without revealing too much, which is pretty much perfect. Still, to each his own, I guess..

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Bliss391 7

Dress like yourself! Don't change your style to find someone. If he's the right one he will love you regardless of what you wear!

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perdix 29

In Canada and most of the English-speaking world, they call them "track pants," and yes, they do mean that you've given up. In America, we give them the even more unappealing name of "sweat pants." Your little sister is right that your chances of bagging a "normal" are fading with each distended drawstring. What she doesn't know is that there's a small group of guys with a BBW fetish that will find you simply scrumptious!

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evilplatypus 38

Not all track pants are sweatpants. Some are that windbreaker plastic-y material.

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perdix 29

#64, oh, that makes a big difference! I feel a boner coming on (mine, that is ;) )

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rapido_fml 2

'Most English speaking countries' except the US and here in Britain, where we call them 'trackie bottoms', not 'track pants'. To us, pants are underwear.

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chyeneee 3

We also call them sweat pants in Canada..

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poccocurantes 7

I am thinking of the ones that fit skin tight that seem to be popular with the younger MILf set. In Which case I don't see a problem.

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DKjazz 20

99- Are you thinking of yoga pants?

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_thatbluh 5

Puma outfits are pretty cool

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etchsanity1 11

Yeah but this is a Canadian post she means sweat pants... The worlds least attractive pants

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TheDrifter 23

Not necessarily, in this end of Canada, track pants usually refers to the nylon ones, with sweat pants being the cloth (non yoga cut) ones.

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