By Kendra_Nine - 16/01/2013 18:28 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
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ICastillo 24

She is right, yoga pants is the way to go.

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MrBrightside21 20

Or don't wear any pants. Yeah, yeah, the cops don't like it, but the ladies always give me a second look. Single by choice.

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onorexveritas 23

I suggest you stop wearing track pants

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NYCBOII123 7

I mean this in the nicest way possible, she's probably right.

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KirstenZ 6

Haha. That shows her innocence. How cute.

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Dinah182 8

May I suggest Victoria's Secret yoga pants? :)

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ideasrule 13

Keep on wearing them. Within reasonable limits, your life should revolve around what you like and what makes you feel comfortable, not around what men want from you. Usually, I don't agree with people who say "be yourself", because it's too often used to excuse a real flaw or undesirable personality trait. But in this case, wearing track pants is in no way a flaw, so be yourself!

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Ty_Peer 4

Stop using the term "matter-of-factly" so loosely and you might have a chance to win this race.

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mistercrow 9

Better than those tight black thingies chicks wear.

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andyyroxx 20

62- I'm Korean. Can I get a penis extension?

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