Kids: Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job... - FML

By buiuuum - 27/07/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 04:01 - Germany

Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By missedout - 05/02/2013 22:48 - United States - York

Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML

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By ben - 18/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

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By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By Shrek - 16/03/2021 20:01

Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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evaki1 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 22:48

now you know his future job ;)

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:06

Smuggle him in to work while wearing an oversized smock, let him cut your customers' hair, and rack up the big tips! He won't need school -- he's a natural barber!

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Tesaatje 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:09

career switch :D

PSQ91 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:20

Self-made is always the best.

saramore 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:13

2nd generation hairdresser....???

rfkdk 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:29

haha FYL

emerluvsu 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:32

Well hey, now you know what looks good on him! So now you can do a good job when you cut his hair in the future. STOP COMPLAINING OP!

Friaza 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:55

If the OP didn't complain this FML wouldn't exist though.

indistructo 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:36

u kmow what they say... flying unicorns

weesmithy 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:06

Please kill yourself.

Xxgreenbug29xX 5

Friday 29 July 2011 3:27

That's irrelevant.

sxe_beast 11

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:04

Is he gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay? :)

fmlsaresofunnyy 8

Friday 29 July 2011 8:59

Hes only eight stupid, just because he's good at hair doesn't mean he's gay. God damn people these days...

sxe_beast 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:14

I'm gay, and I knew so from an early age. I was JK anyway.

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:40

I think you should stop referring to yourself as a hair dresser and start calling yourself a failure if your kid topped you...

kayleyshayy 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:42

this sounds super fake

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:47

Maybe he's born with it- maybe it's Maybelline.

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