Kids: Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job... - FML

By buiuuum - 27/07/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 04:01 - Germany

Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By missedout - 05/02/2013 22:48 - United States - York

Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML

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By ben - 18/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

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By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By Shrek - 16/03/2021 20:01

Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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evaki1 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 22:48

now you know his future job ;)

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:06

Smuggle him in to work while wearing an oversized smock, let him cut your customers' hair, and rack up the big tips! He won't need school -- he's a natural barber!

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Ozzyjr24 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 5:06

cause your shit

Itsalltoomuch 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:13

He's gifted :)

GamerMaster2041 12

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:16

Just dont ground him cause you are jealous. Hes gifted.

xnorajean 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 8:15

you've passed on the genes.

chelseaaababyyy 17

Thursday 28 July 2011 8:39

hmm, you may just want to consider getting a new profession. just a suggestion(:

zot_fml 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:31

Are you really that bad?

needarb 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:39

I think her son really did cut his hair, but it sucked and she thought it would have been funny if it was awesome considering the hairdresser thing

screamo_neve 12

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:42

Sucks for you. Maybe the salon you work for should hire your son.

wasabiinurvagina 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:43

I guess you'll be the one asking for tips next. LOL.

hapetreefriend 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 14:33

what does that say about yoi

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