Kids: Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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By Patrick - 04/09/2022 04:30

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By Katie - 12/11/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip. I spent a long while curating it, but when I hit the shuffle button, it started playing a bunch of annoying nursery rhymes. Apparently, I'd accidentally merged my list with my nephew's. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

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By StupidApple - 25/05/2011 00:02

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 17/09/2020 16:58

Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML

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By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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Make it stop!

By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

Comments

rcloca 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 3:53

I so LUV those sobgz

rttr 18

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:17

Autotune

danielleflahert 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 17:38

What a stud

CMooreButz 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:19

Why give it to him? Or at least make it password protected for purchases

yessirre 4

Wednesday 20 June 2012 11:04

Apple-z

Len_Kagamine 8

Sunday 19 August 2012 22:00

OMG!! Ffjiel is my favorite song!!

amisenho 11

Wednesday 25 September 2013 22:44

Musically-Oblivious 8th Grader, is that you?

maty172 14

Friday 25 April 2014 20:10

WHY, WHY IS YOUR COMMENT SO STUPID

sythe511 28

Wednesday 13 February 2013 2:31

Holy cow! They finally came out with their next Album?

Soap0015 8

Sunday 17 February 2013 8:52

there is an app for that. :)

xs4u 13

Tuesday 26 February 2013 2:16

i would have shoved him into the toilet seat...

dangermouse2990 19

Monday 6 January 2014 1:19

Shazam the songs if u don't know them

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