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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

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BBkid 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:22

Ahahahaha thats hilarious XD fkdjfkf haha

REDCRAYON 0

Friday 10 July 2009 8:34

well ur lucky he didn't delet some of it..

drake_p 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:24

I love those songs! there one hit wonders aren't they?

tbbays04 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:37

wow #161 your super cool. did the OP really count all 401 songs?

antonioohama 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:09

You didn't password-protect your account?! I swear, idiots these days...

WhatWeCallTragic 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 5:41

if your iPod has all those songs on it and you are using windows not mac i can tell you how to get your music off your iPod onto your computer so you will have every song on your iPod, back onto your iTunes with the correct names...

dahockeymasta12 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:50

You don't need to enter the password to change song names 206. Jeez, jackasses and morons these days...

kyo19 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:57

that is ridiculous. my sister is 9 and can very accurately type, write and read. Unless your nephew is severely underdeveloped, that story is false.

TakeItEasyPeople 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 23:57

Did it ever occur to you that maybe the 9-year-old typed that because he was screwing around, not because he couldn't type?

caterpiller619 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:10

Lol that's what happened to me before I signed up to this website but instead it was "zsjfjgjfhg" by "jdhfdjfg"

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