By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 05:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
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juicy_extasy 25

Take it out of your mouth and stick it on her face. Ew!

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disturbedchyk 11

that's the most disgusting thing anyone could do. I would rather have been woken up by being punched in the face! definitely FYL OP

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TabooSushi 24

Thank you for the word "shitblossom."

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kimeatszombies 22

All I could think about was Guardians of the Galaxy when Starlord calls someone a turd blossom.

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baby4mommy 27

All of the presidents family and senior staff are signed secret code names by the secret service. When former US President George Bush's was in the White House Karl Rove's code name was turd blossom.

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buymevickis92 26

Shitblossom? lol I'm going to have to steal that and call my sister that. Sorry OP but I swear fml is the best place to find new insults.

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danidez17 3

I would've beat the shit out of her

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