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By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 05:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By Ese - 12/10/2018 12:00

Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML

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By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 07:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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arano 29

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:48

Lmao. Shitblossom.

juicy_extasy 25

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:46

Take it out of your mouth and stick it on her face. Ew!

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rebeccacmlc 22

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:01

Ew that's disgusting ... What a brat.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:05

Sell the little **** to the circus. They're always looking to buy shitblossoms.

Jae_Hellyun 17

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:20

Would have been the day I slapped the hell out of Her too...

Tripartita 44

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:23

"Shitblossom" – It's amazing how one word can just make an FML.

amileah13 26

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:35

Aren't siblings lovely? *says sarcastically*

Solano2580 24

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:49

She's 9 years old OP, you deserve it.

ZaiopePerSe 15

Sunday 8 November 2015 11:12

just because she's young doesn't mean the older sibling deserved it. just makes it slightly more understandable

MonstreBelle 29

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:58

Start blowing snot rockets into her food

lvg_fml 10

Sunday 8 November 2015 2:00

Sounds like something to discuss with your parents. If you go for revenge she'll probably go to them and you'll be the one in trouble

wanttobe 8

Sunday 8 November 2015 2:13

that's utterly disgusting. teach her a lesson by covering her pillow in feesh snot :-) better now than later. the jokes, teasing and pranks will only worsen if that's her behavior

frenchyB 14

Sunday 8 November 2015 2:51

It's payback time girlie!

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