Today, my almost one night stand asked to hang out again, almost... - FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2017 04:08

Today, my almost one night stand asked to hang out again, almost bc he wasn’t able to perform. He’s cute and sweet so I decided to give it another go, it happened again. I tried to be nice and make light of it but that just turned into him crying and darting out of my apartment half naked. FML

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