Miscellaneous: Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently...

By dumbteacher - 23/05/2011 14:35

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 10:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 15:05 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

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By jzidar24 - 22/10/2015 02:37 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, at school, I got in trouble for plagiarizing on a paper. The subject of said paper was where I see myself in ten years. FML

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By R - 05/09/2016 10:27 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML

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Not how it works...

By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 00:00 - Canada

Today, my classmate told me she can copy an article from the internet and hand that in, as long as she cites it at the end. FML

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Do your own research

By Anonymous - 10/04/2021 13:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I got yelled at for 10 minutes by my head of department for failing one of my students for plagiarism, because, "we can't be sure." It was my work he plagiarised, but because it's not in our system, it doesn't count. FML

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Occam's razor

By cheatingapparently - 20/06/2020 23:06

Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML

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Notebooks out, plagiarists!

By What am I doing with my life? - 22/05/2014 16:47 - United States - Aurora

Today, I collected my students' final essays. One of them submitted a printout of a screenshot he took with his phone. Too bad a browser address bar was still in the shot, along with a "click to read more" link at the bottom. My students are too dumb and lazy to even plagiarize properly. FML

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There's always someone with a big nose who knows

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 22:01

Today, I failed an assignment because the person I paid to do it plagiarized the entire thing. FML

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ZTD09 2

Monday 23 May 2011 19:07

Ultimately, your rural demise is imminent.

Expertfail 0

Monday 23 May 2011 19:09

Jokes on them; if you're telling the truth then you're clearly more intelligent than they think you could be, good for you!

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Whatapuffchild 23

Friday 9 August 2013 17:07

i actually know this feeling dude..sucks

Nederlander95 14

Thursday 24 October 2013 14:23

I'm pretty sure my 8th grade brother uses "ultimately" and "rural", and he's not the only one

blondie147 10

Tuesday 21 January 2014 19:42

Whenever I look at the people I graduated from high school with who became teachers it terrifies me.

Baller_Bob 17

Wednesday 5 February 2014 0:44

You teacha is dumb

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Wednesday 14 May 2014 15:55

I was using those words in 7th grade.

Klima_fml 29

Thursday 11 September 2014 6:49

That's how teachers think these days!

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 31 December 2014 22:16

A middle schooler would know those words.

HarryBoles 13

Tuesday 21 July 2015 0:10

**** THAT TEACHER I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!!! **** HIN SO HARD!

herpderp1234 17

Friday 21 August 2015 7:55

Today's educational system. I'm a rising 8th grade Honors student and have just stated "educational" and "stated" instead of "said". Sue me.

the_bassist__ 15

Friday 4 September 2015 4:03

Wow, I'm 14 and I even know what those mean. Your teachers are crazy

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