Miscellaneous: Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 348

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By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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You deserved it 2 577

Our house, was a very very very nice house

By Anonymous - 06/03/2020 18:00

Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML

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You deserved it 259

By TacoMan32 - 06/12/2016 04:26 - Canada

Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 179

You deserved it 637

By fireenginemad - 10/02/2013 06:08 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 327

You deserved it 2 183

Wipe out

By Rick - 24/05/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML

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You deserved it 98

And yet you have phone? Curious Andy

By Nostalgia - 08/09/2021 20:01

Today, I packed up to get ready to move to my boyfriend’s. I just graduated high school and I don’t get along with his mom, but I have no other choice of living. I was supposed to move in with his family tomorrow but now his mom won’t let me. It was last minute, and I’m basically homeless. FML

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You deserved it 344

By BFons - 15/12/2014 02:07 - United States - Newark

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 2 147

By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 04:19 - New Zealand

Today, after months of job searching I got a job interview. I also later got a phone call from the manager informing me they burned down, and all current employees will be relocated or dismissed, and that my interview, scheduled for tomorrow, is postponed indefinitely. FML

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You deserved it 2 259

By Stevarious - 10/07/2015 15:49 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was finally starting to relax after a stressful and expensive move, where I had to give up half my belongings and furniture, as well as my cat. All the stress came rushing back as my new landlord told me that he's selling the building and I've got 30 days to vacate. FML

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You deserved it 2 306

By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 810

Jake_2013 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:02

That's a true FML

xxlauruh 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:00

talk about bad timing.

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thefilmmaker91 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 21:45

someone sure didn't want you to leave.

Blue87 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:04

lol

Blue87 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:04

lol

parxxx 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:19

hey on the bright side you can get all new stuff

frecklefacee 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:31

this makes moving a tad easier.....

tbone666 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:02

u have insurance?

Key_Of_Awesome 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:52

I agree, your life sucks

christiandabeast 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:21

omg I'm so sorry

TalkinSmack 6

Monday 13 June 2011 2:31

how does OP deserve this? whoever said YDI... ur an asshole. I hope ur house burns down... kuz YOU DESERVE IT

laurel415 6

Monday 13 June 2011 3:27

At least the OP still has the place they were moving too.

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Our house, was a very very very nice house

Wipe out

And yet you have phone? Curious Andy

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